Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023

Taylor Prosser

A white blonde male

Wanted for tax evasion and dogging

"Bro, Taylor Prosser was just found dead in a preschool!"

by [Apha] June 10, 2023

Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.

Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.

by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024

Denzel-Praise

Denzel is the best. he’s a handsome boy with the most charming, humble, witty personality ever. he’s extremely admirable and very comforting to talk to. he’ll always be there for you and he’s almost never in a bad mood himself. he’s passionate about football and is destined to make it to the NFL one day. His smile is contagious and he’s so nice to spend time with. He also has an amazing sense of humour. He doesn’t open up about personal feelings or thoughts often so he deserves to heal from any and everything he deals with by himself along with overall peace

Denzel-praise IS FREAKING GOATED

by kiobana July 29, 2024

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023

Welsch promise

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.

We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.

by Juan Moore Beer October 18, 2023

Unwilling promises

The people pleaser who doesn't want to disapoint someone so they make a promise but add excuses to get out.

"I promise we'll do that later but I am busy right now." "You don't have to make unwilling promises, just say no."

by s0ckYt11tZ December 6, 2023