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Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017
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Post up

“Your always talking about me just post up”
by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019
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Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.
I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.
by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019
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post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.
Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro
by notryan0rz August 15, 2018
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult June 2, 2018
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Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale April 9, 2018
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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
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