the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.

person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding

by skylarskank June 24, 2008

steamed pudding party

A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.

Ed: Are you going to the steamed pudding party?
Jo: No! Remember what happened last time?

by Pudding Man October 21, 2006

pudding rocket

Alternate name for a man's penis. The organ which is used to propel man pudding from the body.

Dude, She was all over my pudding rocket. I couldn't get her off it until she was wearing the man pudding like a mask!

by Aunt Bhee May 28, 2009

Paddington Surprise

Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.

Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise

by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009

plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

by charrc May 4, 2006

bill cosbys pudding

it is the all powerful penis destroyer 9000

bill cosbys pudding is when your gooch gets caught in the industrial fan.

by pingas mastr3383 July 26, 2014

Pudding

The accumulation of sweat, cum, and shit that collects in a small pool in your belly button after having anal.

i had to lick the pudding off of that girls stomach, ewwwwwww

by Gokujin March 11, 2008