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Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025
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Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.
You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.
by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018
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fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.
Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet
by Fancypet July 25, 2018
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Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.
"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."
by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024
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cum pets

These kids are cum pets!
by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022
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Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Team petmug.

Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.
That girl has had her het pet.
by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019
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