night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm

person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”

by yummy ummy March 6, 2020

Stage Pee

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.

"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."

by V(endetta) November 20, 2013

pee story

pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent

yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story

by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023

pee paragraphs

Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.

PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE

by Language of the people August 2, 2016

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016

Spin and Pee

A game/action you do at parties to show that you are drunk, but not too drunk, to the point where you can pull your dick out and spin in a circle while peeing and not piss on yourself our anyone around you. (Invented in Granger, Indiana)

Mark was having a blast last night, played Spin and Pee like 7 times.

by delonge October 22, 2017