A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013
Get the pee funnelmug. pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023
Get the pee storymug. The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.
By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.
by AuraGun July 24, 2016
Get the pee quakemug. horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee
by niggerballs December 3, 2019
Get the horny peemug. Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal
Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
Derived from: Wet Betrayal
Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
by SamoJamo April 9, 2021
Get the Pee Turretingmug. A game/action you do at parties to show that you are drunk, but not too drunk, to the point where you can pull your dick out and spin in a circle while peeing and not piss on yourself our anyone around you. (Invented in Granger, Indiana)
by delonge October 22, 2017
Get the Spin and Peemug. when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 6, 2020
Get the night peemug.