Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

Parent Practitioner

A parent, guardian or authority figure; who practices the art of:

* Parenting

* Advocacy (for family & community needs)

* Balancing Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
A comprehensive approach to a family leader, building whole families through purposed interconnectedness of the varied intersections of any individual family or family construct.

As a Parent Practitioner; I advocate on the federal level for programming and gap fillers I experience in my family and community.

by Kay Taylor July 7, 2020

parenther

a parenther is like a gender neutral version of "momther," also meaning "parent friend."

somebody being a parenther describes a person who takes care of their friend group, making sure everybody goes to bed on time, drinks plenty of water, takes their meds, etc. and would never do anything to harm a loved one.

person 1: i regret letting you be my parenther
person 2: well its too late now. :)

by holly's totally legal anon September 22, 2020

Parent Complex

The feeling that you have to be right no matter what. People with a Parent Complex feel like the only way to win an argument is to make sure that the other person always walks away dissatisfied.

Dude, I think Stacy has a Parent Complex.

by ThatOneControversy October 3, 2020

parentiess

her content always makes me laugh, not only that but she’s so pretty too i want her so bad

omg i wanna be parentiess so bad

by dumbkit April 19, 2021

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022