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packin

To posess, usually drugs or guns
"Yo that nigga aint nuttin to fuck wid man he be packin 44's"
by slim kenzy November 12, 2006
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Service Pack 2

Also known as SP2.

A software update for the Microsoft Windows XP operating system.

A pitiful attempt by Microsoft to control the amount of circulating threats to their systems with basic, buggy applications. Utilizing their Windows Update service, the software is automatically downloaded and installed - an attempt to control the security market.

It contains basic software add-ons for their applications. These add-ons are very annoying, especially for the experienced computer users who already have better applications, but that are not recognized as proper programs as they are not authorized or owned by Microsoft.

Computers users with little experience are given a false sense of well being, and generally are taken advantage of.

SP2 contains a number of generally useless add-ons for their applications which although seem as if they will do your computer good, will affect perfectly working third party updates - such as registry updates or drivers. Once installed, SP2 will overwrite these, thus creating previously prevented problems.

SP2's threat preventing applications work alongside or conflict with similar yet more effective programs and continuously persist in annoying the user. For example, an effective popup blocker will show a message after successfully blocking a popup. However, SP2's popup blocker will either miss the popup, or appear over the third party popup blockers window, creating an annoyance for the user who has to close two windows. SP2's 'butting in' over other applications is probably fueled by Microsoft's desire to beat or own the competition - in this case, refusing to detect a more effective popular third party popup blocking application due to the fact that it is not owned or related to Microsoft.
In some cases, the user is forced to discard one of these applications, sometimes with SP2 Popup blocker prevailing.

Most components of SP2 are basically simple, yet annoying warnings regarding the download of suspicious files. If you hadn't ordered to download a program, what would make you download a program appearing from no-where?

Overall, SP2 is a trouble causing update that should be avoided if you already have applications that do the job that SP2 says it will. Rather that downloading a 70MB file, consult experienced computers for a better and smaller sized alternative.
1. I have installed Service Pack 2 and have been having all my old computer problems since.

2. It takes more than 20 minutes for SP2 to repair a wireless network connection, rather than a few seconds without it.

3. It took me 2 days to download Service Pack 2 on my Dial-up connection.

4. Service Pack 2 - All your previous computer problems in a 70MB file.
by Sushi December 30, 2004
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fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'
by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005
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pack a dip

verb - the action used to move all of the tobacco in a can of dip to one side to increase the ease of getting a quality pinch. Usually makes a snapping noise when the forfinger hits the can. (the noise is not nessisary, but will earn style points.)

Also used to show an acurate portrayal of how much dip you have left in your can.
"I pack a dip so i know exactly how much is left in my can."

"Hey man, Can you pack a dip for me? I need a pinch"
by Zach C April 16, 2007
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PACKANACK

Packanack Lake is an upscale lake community in Wayne, New Jersey comprising of the neighborhoods of Packanack Estates, Packanack Lake, Packanack Manor, and Packanack Woods. Widely-known as the community who refused to let minorities (Including Italian's) join Packanack's 'County Club' in the 1960's (You had to join the Club in order to buy a home in the community), it is now filled with WASP's, upper-middle-class & rich kids whos drive their parents Mercedes and BMW's, $500k tiny 2 Bedroom bungalows and McMansions that take up the whole acreage.
"Dude lets go to Peninsula Park in Packanack and smoke Pot"
by Court Whitney December 10, 2005
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Fat pack

When a person is over weight and the flab forms of what looks like a giant six pack. This may look very disgusting.
A: Oh my god look! George has a giant six pack!!!

B: You're right he does!

A: I know!!

C: That's not a six pack, thats a fat pack..
by Pseudonuymm January 26, 2011
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30 pack

A set amount of money to be paid to have someone murdered. Each pack represents 1 thousand dollars.
Tekashi 69: "I got a 30 pack on him right now blood. 30 pack. Swear to God I got a 30 pack".
by A Jar Of Eyeballs With Gravy December 21, 2018
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