Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023

Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn March 24, 2016

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

break the fishing pole

To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful.

That BBoy somehow ruined my gat when he shot it! Man that’s crazy that we would break the fishing pole like that!

by Terry Bad Ice October 2, 2017

get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

by Blsh888 November 6, 2017