quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009

Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

by Zotch March 24, 2017

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

The hot plate

You put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it.

The hot plate. If Jeff Anderson had set up the saran wrap in "Zach and Miri make a porno", he would've had a nice hot plate.

by roseman2208 February 7, 2014

pass the plate

When there’s the beat for couple of rappers to eat in turns then this dude
Gets on and he be flopping like shit (shade 45 gon say he’s no hyena)...he needs to pass the plate to another to jump on it(pass the mic and get of the beat for another rapper)

u dig?

Dj: Hey man! U up for this one?
1st rapper: yeah

He took his turn and he been sounding like sponge bob on an eminem shit
Then....

2nd rapper: lemmhi eat the shit
Dj: hey yo! Pass the plate

Then...
1st rapper jumps off for 2nd rapper to jump on and either do worse or better

by Kwesi Marvelous (izall k-gh) June 2, 2019

C LOO PLATE

The one and only Golden C LOO PLATE, much like the see voo plate but with this plate you see Bald people with Puebes

"I shit my pants after I saw the C LOO PLATE"

by jamalou68blueballs February 12, 2022