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She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.
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When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.
I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.
by Lover of the Penguin Express July 23, 2008
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Get the Penguin mug.A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
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