by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by ooohhhhhhhhhyeah69 December 11, 2018
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Get the Rhino Parkermug. by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020
Get the Parkermug. A Parker is a sweet and funny girl. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but In due time, she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She also doesn't know how special she is. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you liked, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. Sometimes if you see her, you want to drop everything your doing at the moment to spend time with her. She just has a special charm that nobody else really has. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker. People don't know just how special a Parker is until she opens up, you just need to give her that time. Parker's are usually very good at self improvement, which will most likely rub off on others she's friends with. She is also modest.
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."
by Parsbiggestfan420 June 5, 2024
Get the Parkermug. Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
Get the Parkermug.