big nose

See Triple H

Big nosed bastard.

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

Nose battle

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

by slut1234 August 16, 2009

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Nose Puff

When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.

*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*

by Biblorino November 20, 2017

Pitero's nose

Similar to Achiles ankle. It is his weakness. Just press it and he dies of pressed nose disease. Which make no mistake is a very serious disease.

Guy 1: I had enough of this pitero! I pressed pitero's nose!
Guy 2: He really must have deserved it

by 1000Bucks May 7, 2021