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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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Natural quattrick

4 consecutive goals in a playoff series
Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"
by fartsack69 April 20, 2019
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Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup
I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning
by saussypnus September 9, 2023
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.
New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Huffing some natural juice

Weezy: Yo kanye wassup up genius - wuu2?

Kanye: Weezy man im just huffing some natural juice
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
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nature

nature can be compared to capital God but they have one key difference which is that nature rules this world and capital God rules another. nature is in fact the closest thing to God and at times, the evil but it is always superior to humans.
the nature had many natural disasters which wiped out the humanity and the animals. some of the spiritualists rebuilt their homes, and decided to worship nature as a deity.
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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Wicked natured

The opposite of good natured.
She wasn't going to tell people she was wicked natured, she knew that she was less likely to end up alone with a good natured facade. She also knew that not as many people trusted a wicked natured person, for good reason.
by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021
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