Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.

I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.

by Krzyztopor June 6, 2022

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Nut Loaf

A cake of assorted nuts.

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.

by Bill Richardson February 6, 2008

Nut Film

The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a Nut-Job.

1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the nutters at South Hill Nut Salon.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

nut'n

means "nothing"

ME: W'sup Bob?
BOB: Nut'n rlly yo.

by mumbo jumbo, ya dig? February 20, 2009

nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009