by I hate pequa February 3, 2018
Get the massapequa chief mug.To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.
Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.
John: Ever heard of running dumbass?
Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...
John: Ever heard of running dumbass?
Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...
by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011
Get the Italian Massage mug.The informal name of Israel's eminent spy agency. Some of the most famous Mossad operations are:
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.
by LionsForce October 16, 2018
Get the Mossad mug.Sex with a woman having her period.
by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
Get the St. Valentine's Day Massacre mug.Another word for masturbating.
The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."
The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.
The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."
The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.
10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"
Dad: "He's masturbating."
10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"
Dad: "Yes."
Dad: "He's masturbating."
10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"
Dad: "Yes."
by Jenn_is_a_Warrior June 24, 2008
Get the Driving to Massachusetts mug.A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.
by Eura Snotball December 30, 2016
Get the full body massage mug.When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.
by GSG January 9, 2007
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