When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.
you're lungs are still sleeping.
by nicalillo September 5, 2011
Get the Morning Lungmug. In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015
Get the morning trifectamug. When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
Get the morning beardmug. by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010
Get the Morning Steakmug. Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
Get the Morning Poopmug. When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
Get the Morning Starmug. I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
Get the Morning Tonermug.