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Morning Lung

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.
by nicalillo September 5, 2011
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morning trifecta

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.
by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015
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morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
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Morning Steak

A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.
Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.
by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010
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Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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Morning Star

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
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Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.
I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
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