morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Morning Star

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming

*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"

by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

morning trifecta

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.

Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.

by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015

Morning Lung

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.

Ugh It's too early, I have morning lung.

by nicalillo September 5, 2011

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020