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little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.
Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs
by DangBoi September 17, 2016
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Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.
Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.
by Of Course. June 11, 2018
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Mike honcho

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho
by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022
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Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.
Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!
by Sloth23 June 20, 2008
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Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.
by kjp06 June 16, 2020
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