Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

mexican mouthful

When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums

I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.

by thirsty ass turtle April 29, 2015

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 25, 2011

Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.

Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."

by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 27, 2019

Mexican Bukakie

When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.

"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."

by Everyb0dy November 14, 2018

mexican coyote

A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.

Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.

by Wonka1234 November 20, 2015