McDonald’s

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

by @thee_averi April 25, 2022

McDonald’s

A fast food joint that makes me want to throw up every single goddamn time:) (IM TALKING TO YOU HOT N’ SPICY!)
But it’s delicious. But not as delicious as Truland Burgers And Greens. oh yeah let me get inside you turkey burger😩😩
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIG MAC CASSANDRA?! I WANT IT NOW. McDonald’s AINT SHIT

by Yooo*☆♪ April 10, 2023

Billy Mcdonald

Fat fuck who loves to shit on facetime

That guy is such a Billy Mcdonald

by anonymous October 29, 2020

McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

Casual McDonalds

An act in which a male will purchase sexual favors from a female for the price of an item off the value menu, such as a cheeseburger or McChicken. Can be applied to any fast food restaurant, but is always known as "Casual McDonalds".

I'm going to take Stephanie to the Playland for a little Casual McDonalds.

by Cynna66 August 7, 2016

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes January 3, 2017