Matthew Chen

An amazing, funny, and smart guy who is very charming. He gets a lot of girls and he is the smartest guy in class.

He's becoming so amazing like Matthew Chen.

by DICTIONARY!123221 December 17, 2017

Matthew's Pregnancy

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

A Matthew Day

A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.

I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.

by rudzbah August 6, 2021

Matthew

confusing yet mysterious in his own way. A Matthew can make your day but make your soul at the same time. He can talk to you one day but act like a complete stranger the next. Even tho he's handsome, smart, athletic, and loving he can break your heart. You have to be careful with a Matthew but he can still love you in a way that makes you feel special.

"I'm lucky to have Matthew as a ex and a friend because no matter what he'll always be apart of me".

by @lile July 25, 2018

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

matthew kelley

Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.

matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck

by ding wad February 7, 2010

Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.

So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.

by Ordyflava October 17, 2011