A Matthew Day

A friend, or a person, that doesn’t pay people back the money he owes them.

I lent Jonathan $250 on the Easter along weekend. It’s been 7 weeks and he still hasn’t paid me back ! He is such a Matthew Day.

by rudzbah August 6, 2021

The Matthew McConaughey

When a young man refrains from shaving until a noticeable stubble is present, evoking a cool grunge style.
Only certain men can pull the Matthew McConaughey without looking like a bum.

Girl: You got some stubble.
Guy: I know, I need to shave.
Girl: No, don't do that! You got the Matthew McConaughey going and it's working for you!

by MHS Graduate 09 September 12, 2009

Matthew's Sister

A boy who's sister will give you the best night of your life

Matthew's Sister was smashing last night

Matthew's Sisters the mother of my son

by Axsery June 17, 2018

Matthew

confusing yet mysterious in his own way. A Matthew can make your day but make your soul at the same time. He can talk to you one day but act like a complete stranger the next. Even tho he's handsome, smart, athletic, and loving he can break your heart. You have to be careful with a Matthew but he can still love you in a way that makes you feel special.

"I'm lucky to have Matthew as a ex and a friend because no matter what he'll always be apart of me".

by @lile July 25, 2018

matthew kelley

Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.

matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck

by ding wad February 7, 2010

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.

So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.

by Ordyflava October 17, 2011