Verb/Noun
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
by Now You Know June 21, 2011
Get the Monkeychoke mug.1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
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A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
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1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
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