Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Morning Lung

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.

Ugh It's too early, I have morning lung.

by nicalillo September 5, 2011

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020

morning trifecta

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.

Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.

by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015

Morning sunset

When you wake up ready for the day but are tired af two hours later (or at any point in the morning

Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.

by Duluteph June 26, 2017

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Morning slime

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.

Yeah man, that bed was awesome, it gave me crazy morning slime.

by Onnikus June 26, 2017