mississippi squirt

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out

Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!

by Feelnfly March 13, 2018

mississippi yank

Pulling something large with a great amount of force.

“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!

by Mr. mrguy November 21, 2017

Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.

Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".

by LaShondralah Jones May 8, 2025

Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.

I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023