Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

mexican limo

also known as the bus. any form of public transportation.

Juan rides the mexican limo to work.

by Bubba Anderson December 9, 2005

Mexican ADT

Leaving the television on in one's home to fool potential burglars into thinking the house is occupied. Named after the large home security company ADT and the prevalence of the technique in poor minority neighborhoods.

"The front door lock is broken, but don't worry - I have Mexican ADT."

by Sejanus June 12, 2008

Half-Mexican

A person of half Mexican blood and half somethin else. As in most cases when people of different ethnicities procreate, Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a bangin' booty and hott complexion.

Half-Mexicans are fuckin hott, simply put.

by jessicajosh December 14, 2006

mexican tupperware

Any empty plastic container, ie; margarine bowls, cottage cheese containers with a removable top. Any reusable plastic container.

I store my leftovers in my "mexican tupperware" and take it to work.

by Muffchelle April 23, 2008

Mexican Jizz

A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise

I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.

by JuanHernandez63513 October 15, 2009

French Mexican

A mexican of French ancestry. During the 19th century, there was a wave of immigration from France to mexico. Most of the immigrations came from the Lorraine region of france. The french who immigrated at this time came to mexico specifically for work.
The heaviest wave of immigration was to Jalisco, Sinaloa, Nuevo Leon, Baja California, and Veracruz.

Gael's parents immigrated from france to mexico; he is french-mexican.
Jean-Luc is a mexican citizen of french ancestry, Jean-Luc is French Mexican.

by Thierry-Henri November 26, 2006