Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

by the anal hole January 5, 2013

Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

LUKE

absolutely retarded human being really obnoxious and cocky pretty good at sports i guess

did u see that kid luke

yea he is such a idiot

by idk what to make this October 18, 2019

luke okerman

a red neck wuss who thinks he is the best at everything but reallly isnt
kale robinson is better

god that bitch is such a luke okerman

by kale robinson January 11, 2008

Luke Kantor

An amazingly awesomely awesome Person

Luke Kantor is such a hoss

by hossdaddy3000 December 7, 2010

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020

Luke Heaven

A guy who is ridiculously romantic. Loyal and lovely, he is pretty much perfect

Luke Heaven is amazing

Dude that guys like so lovely, hes Luke Heaven

by Rikology June 1, 2009