hentai logic

Similar to porn logic in which a character in hentai will say or do something unrealistic that would not happen in real life.

Person a:"Dude, he just stuck his 15 inch cock into her urethra! That would kill her!"

Person b: "That's hentai logic for you man"

by kimberkat March 21, 2024

logic

something the annual testing has none of.

this stupid ass quiz has no logic

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

logic dive

A minigame used during class trials in the video-game series Danganronpa

I keep dying in this logic dive!

by JoeMama170 April 16, 2023

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

This word is a wordplay of leap of faith with faith being replaced by logic

List of leap of logic:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016