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Lincoln Drape

The female lays down flat on the ground, while the man squats over her face - covering her eyes with his testicles - then he urinates in her mouth.
"Bitch! Lay down on the ground. I've got a surprise for you. Hold on, I'm gonna cover your eyes with my nuts. I like to call this one the lincoln drape.
by blasm55 November 19, 2010
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Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.
by BananaPajama June 22, 2013
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Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009
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lesbian limousine

"Hey man, is that a hot chick in that MINI pulling up?"
"Of course not broseph, that thing's a lesbian limousine!"
by David Sean Wilson January 29, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln

Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.
"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"
by Abraham Kincoln July 1, 2008
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abe lincoln

Inventer of the lincoln logs :)
Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa
by Big K Lovin ... Word January 12, 2005
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Blinkin Lincoln

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
by candle weiners December 21, 2008
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