lobster head

chump, mark

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."

by mister ill May 9, 2003

lobe-mail

Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.

-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.

Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*

Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*

by Jameson McGuire December 27, 2008

lobster boobs

a badly sunburned chest of a woman.so red if that of a lobster..

"WHOA did you see stephanies lobster boobs yesturday?...tragic"

by steph-o-matic November 24, 2007

lobstered-up

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.

We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.

by Shawneee! March 16, 2009

lobster fest

a group of sunburnt people at the beach, park etc

guy 1:"Whoa look at them! Its a freakin lobster fest!"
guy 2:"Yeah, they are little on the crispy side"

by AJAX09 May 26, 2009

lobclaws

The painful slits in your hands caused by carrying too many grocery bags. Reference to the Canadian grocery chain Loblaws.

I had to buy milk, eggs, fruit, and a bunch of meat. Walking home I developed some serious Lobclaws.

by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009

Lobster Cream

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.

Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013