this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt
Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that
Her friend: “ well i dont think that
by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

Lead singer of the british band Oasis he is a complete arsehole who thinks tht he is great. He slags song writers off and says that he is better than them when really he is not. If it was not for his brother noel (great player and song writer) there would be no oasis.
by rfc_woody_rfc July 11, 2005

Liam Gallagher is a mancunrian famous for being obsessed with the Beatles to the point of imitating John Lennon and in some cases claiming to have seen the ghost of, be the reincarnation of and be better than John Lennon.
He is a member of the over-rated rock band Oasis.
Oasis is famous for being a rip-off of the Beatles and numerous other bands.
He is a member of the over-rated rock band Oasis.
Oasis is famous for being a rip-off of the Beatles and numerous other bands.
by Boogaloo-Richie July 15, 2007

by Oiya_Rulez November 21, 2011

A proverbial pube on the soap of life that steals telly's and PlayStation consoles off kids for ABSOLUTELY no reason other than to be a cunt.
by Elliebee92 October 24, 2019

This nigga is 3 ft and plays basketball, liam loves to do gang signs even though he not in a gang, his wife, Natalie Perez does not like that he does that
by Gang$ter August 21, 2019
