you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....

"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

by heymister14 August 13, 2012

you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

by Melanie May 21, 2004

I Know This Guy

An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.

Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."

by kevnar February 19, 2007

if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

by lalala36 October 8, 2009

YOU DUN KNOW

YOU DUN KNOW is basically a sayin used by pure badmen, rudeboiz, rudegaldem, and all the mandems locked on inside. it means YOU DUN KNOW you wud use this sayin in sad or scary times when mans got his back against the wall and the gunchester/bombingham mandems are comin at him with baaare machete bled ya get me? Its hard to explain so just read the examples bit yeah while i cut off my foreskin yeah U DUN KNOW its gunna hurt yeah

geekman/wasteman - "hold tite the beef n ting"

rudeboi/man with 4skin - "yeah blad you dun know da myspace dot com yeah forward slash beng beng yeah hold tite skepta jme you dun no blad"

geekman/wasteman - yeah man blat blat u dun know the facebook and the faceparty thing fam ya get me?"

rudeboi/man with 4skin - "oi shhut ya mouth waaasteman durkhead YOU DUN KNOW facebook is for fassys and man with no 4skin big up the gears of war mandem yeah one love one life lets get together and feel my right............... testicle ya dun no fam im lyrically sick yeah 1 love breh"

by waqar sadeeq February 6, 2008