juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

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Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019

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Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.

Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!

by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021

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