Jonas

A little bitch

Man your a little bitch like Jonas

by Uwupogchampuwu April 25, 2025

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jonas

An irritating person, who does whatever he wants.

Person 1. Hey Jonas
Person 2. What
Person 1. Wanna play... .
Person 2. No
Person 1. Why?
Person 2. Bc u said so

by RavenclawGirlYT March 19, 2022

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

jonas petter

one sexi boi

look at that jonas petter bodi

by XLordss1 March 25, 2018

jonas

HOT,SEXY,THE BEST BOYFRIEND U WILL EVER HAVE AND HE WILL TREAT U RIGHT AND LOVE U

DAMN DID U SEE THAT KID I WANNA BE ON HIM RN!
YEA THAT IS JONAS ,I WANNA BE ON HIM TO HE IS SOOO HOT
HE IS MINE!

NO HE IS MINE!

by i cant stay sooooo byeeeeeeeee March 16, 2022

Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏

Like this

Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏

by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 25, 2021