jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet
:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman
by petmalupet August 28, 2019
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Jon

To Jon means to go online or get on the game
“Jon?”
Or
Y’all want to jon?”
by Farabbas July 4, 2022
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Jon Jon

A Jon Jon is a Canadian gorgeous snack. You wont find him in the USA unless it is a rare condition where he visits for a couple years. He’s short and loves him some wood.🦫
He’s so “🦫”, he must be Jon Jon.
by Trevorcoolguy1 November 21, 2021
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Jon

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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.
Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!
by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018
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jon

my little cutie patootie that i love to snuggle and finagle with.
by anonymous March 16, 2023
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