by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. by Vocellistar September 4, 2016
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Get the Jeffmug. An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 8, 2024
Get the Jeffmug. my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.
my name jeff!
by dikpik53 February 13, 2018
Get the my name jeffmug. A really stupid Asian that claims he was born in New. He tends to be late every morning. Wear's glasses. Stupid. Annoying. Claims to be "Scene."
Jeff Vu
by Jeff Vu January 16, 2009
Get the Jeff Vumug.