Japanese Paddle

Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.

Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.

by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022

My Japanese Princess

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.

Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.

by Hankscolts February 23, 2022

Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.

Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025