jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is so sweet

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

The Jacob Mabb

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014

Jacob Kietty

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*

Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!

by Bob Huckleberry April 18, 2017

jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022