Juice Puss

Multiple meaning word used in south Houston referring to just about anything

Chris won’t shotgun that beer he is a “Juice Puss”
Logan banged this girl and she had a fat “Juice Puss”

by Bigurbanjuice May 27, 2020

Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 06, 2021

dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.

“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th”
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”

by issu3s October 23, 2019

molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms

Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house

by MOLESTERS November 16, 2016

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 23, 2020

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 06, 2014

dad juice

Semen, man protein, cum

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(

by puzzytank April 19, 2017