Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.

I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.

by Your3mamas November 6, 2015

Fuck this juice.

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.

Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.

by TheMrGrafixable. August 13, 2015

Orpple Juice

Orpple Juice is the mixture of Orange juice and Apple juice that is a nice tasting tropical beverage.

I was thirsty today, so I drank some Orpple juice.

by 1 World 1 Man January 16, 2008

Queef Juice

Juciy pussy air.

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.

by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.

A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.

by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017

Cheek Juice

The icky build up of greasy man oil that is left on cell phone after talking for an extended period of time.

"ah man you got cheek juice all over my phone"

by Hello Clarise April 24, 2008