Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 07, 2023

Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.

When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.

by Sick puppy October 03, 2015

Curtained

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ March 31, 2007

the curtains are clear

When a woman’s nipples are showing through her shirt. Likely due to cold weather.

The AC is on full blast and all the curtains are clear.

by JZames October 18, 2022

the curtains are clear

-Code for thinking someone is a pussy
-I don’t like this dumbass douche canoe

“The curtains are clear” (referring to an idiot of sorts)

by The curtains are clear September 30, 2022