I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
Get the Morning Toner mug.When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
Get the morning beard mug.When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.
by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015
Get the morning glaze mug.In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015
Get the morning trifecta mug.When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
Get the Morning Star mug.The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.
by Onnikus June 26, 2017
Get the Morning slime mug.Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.
by Duluteph June 26, 2017
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