When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.
you're lungs are still sleeping.
by nicalillo September 5, 2011

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.
by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.
by Onnikus June 26, 2017

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
