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Tuesday

CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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KIRK

(quickly, to Demora)

Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire

on my command.

Demora turns to him.

DEMORA

Captain... we don't have any

torpedoes.

Kirk glances at Harriman.

KIRK

Don't tell me... Tuesday.

Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets

worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
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c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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Tuesday

A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.
Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!
by lebodge December 23, 2020
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
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Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023
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