Island Park

A cheaper extension of Long Beach, NY filled with italians, hispanics, and a rare occurrence of black folk. Central island park can have wandering scummy and creepy hispanics wandering around getting drunk outside of the bodega and the haircut place. Usually central IP revolves around the middle class. Island Park has some priviliged fucks in Harbor Isle and Barnum isle. Their beach is shit and as soon as you step in the water, a thick brown film can be seen on your skin from the dump in Oceanside.

What the hell is Island Park?
Idk, it seems like North Long Beach to me.

by youngcaramel August 22, 2023

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

Rude Islander

A rude person from Rhode Island.

That Rude Islander cut me off then put on their turn signal while changing lanes. (-_-)

by Overwrite July 19, 2022

Adventure Island

Essex’s only pride and glory, located in Southend on sea
Has one good ride that everyone is scared off, Rage
Every Tom Dick And Harry work here
If you go to Adventure Inside your bound to get mugged or stabbed
I mean, take your kids here if you wanna be loved by them

Frank: ima take the kids to Adventure Island
Dave: do the kids hate you?
Frank: Yeah

by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022

coney island

an “if only”. if things had gone that way itd be better; a coney island.

“damn. well, its a coney island.”

by carnifexx June 20, 2022

Love Island

An awful show on ITV 2 which too many people watch.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.

Oi Oi, you watched love island last night?

by BalooCrimson July 3, 2019

long island

Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.

In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.

by Rhambi December 9, 2008