Nolan idiot

This is a stupid mother fucker who dates a lesbian.

Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs

Nolan idiot is so gay because he likes dick

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.

The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.

by ljgunner September 8, 2009

Ethan is an idiot

Ethan is a big idiot for some reason he drinks period blood and eats after birth he is religious towards Walmart Jesus. Ethan is a very bad peron

Ethan is an idiot why is he eating after birth.

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

idiot loop

Phrase describing the stupidity of repeating the same mistake over and over. Derived from the concept of endless loops in software programming. Also refers to insane obsessions. See Groundhog Day Effect.

The bulge in Robert's pants drove Sheila into an idiot loop.

by Strongbad99 September 26, 2010

Idiot driver

Drivers that creep their cars out into traffic and have bad depth perception or coordination while operating a motor vehical. They are seen pulling out & STOPPING into 1 or more of the oncoming lane(s) in order to ensure they will be allowed to turn left in a busy intersection.
Or pump slamming the brakes when there is no need to brake AT ALL.

Typically seen in female drivers but there are a select few males that operate their vehicals like so (idiots).

My mom's boyfriend is an idiot driver.

by The_Bread_Winner March 25, 2013