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Chest-hump-itis

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003
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After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"
by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013
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Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.
John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.
by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011
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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023
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Garbage Hump Station

The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.
you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!
by THEMAN6295 July 6, 2010
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Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015
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Hot spot and hump

Hey baby I got 10 gigs of high speed data wanna hot spot and hump
by Tnthauling October 18, 2018
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