The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
by NASS trio September 2, 2023

by Tnthauling October 18, 2018

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023

The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.
you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!
by THEMAN6295 July 6, 2010

Thursday;
The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.
The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.
The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"
"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"
"Ohh yea! Sweet"
"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"
"Ohh yea! Sweet"
by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013
