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helmetta

A .9 square inch town that has duck cops and only revenue is in speeding tickets.
The cops in helmetta are such dicks!

Why?

They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!

Man, they are dicks!
by hassatt October 11, 2013
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rubbing helmets

Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.

A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.
Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?
by KDizzle75 May 8, 2020
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helmersterp

helmersterp is amazing and has brought ME through SO MUCH!!!
Helmersterp? HELMERSTERP!
by Helmersterp May 30, 2021
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hemet

A small city in the inland empire of southern california known for meth, evangelical christian extremists, racists, and gun toting hillbillies. A vast majority of young people there have absolutely no ambition to go any further than working at wal-mart. Said youth are also encouraged to pump out kids as soon as possible (this ties in to the town's typical religious views). It is far out of the way of any other bastion of civilization, and takes about 30 minutes out of town just to get to a freeway. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
"dude, why is that guy wearing a tapout shirt, slapping his girlfriend around, wearing a bear hat filled with bud light, listening to buck cherry, and fucking his neighbor simultaneously, and talking about how black people and jews are destroying the earth?"

"He's from Hemet."

"oh, ok."
by bowling March 13, 2008
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Hemet

Hemet is a City in Riverside County California, hard hit by the recession. House prices have dropped significantly leaving most homeowners in Hemet upsidedown on their mortgages. A booming city full of growth and hope in the early 2000's has turned into a city full of lost dreams for all those who moved here from San Diego and Los Angeles.

A very poorly run school district grinds out its less that satisfactory education to the local students, most schools in the district have not met the state testing criteria, so that the Hemet Unified School District has to offer each parent the opportunity to transfer their students to different schools. The recently targeted Hemet Police Department is somewhat corrupt and does very little when responding to any type of call. Their preferred idea of resolving problems is to do show up an hour or two after the call and do nothing when they finally do show up. Winter is cold and summer is unbearably hot. Diamond Valley Lake is pretty much the only draw to the city with the exception of the once a year 'Ramona Pageant'. Barring these activities the only passers through are those headed up the hill to escape the heat to Idyllwild or to relax pooside in Palm Springs.
I swear I'm going to move every summer and I'm still here, stuck in Hemet.

The neighbor just beat up his wife, I called the cops but no one came to help her.
by Indigo40 July 15, 2011
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Hemet

A small town full of drug addicts, racists, homophobes, homeless people, gangs, wannabe gangsters, cults, etc. It’s a shitty town. There’s one two things to do here and that’s getting high or dying. The houses here are cheap because no one wants to live here so they make a desperate attempt with cheap ‘deals’. The high schools and middle schools here are
full of nicotine addicted teens and pedophile teachers . The only thing the youth here is gonna be when their older is either drug dealers,
hookers, or cashiers in a stater brothers. You can find used heroine needles and homeless people on the old train tracks
and pretty much any where else. You can find a drug dealer on almost every street as well.
“I was walking down the train tracks and i found a heroine needle!’
‘What did you expect
from hemet?’
by vibe.check March 1, 2020
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Hemet

A place where old people go to die.
I went to Hemet once, it smelt like old people.
by Mike6622 May 23, 2006
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