Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.

I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her

by doubledown10 June 22, 2021

Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!

by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021

Helmet Carving

Helmet carving is a sport that only the upper echelon of skiers are able to partake in, given the extreme skill required. This specific type of extreme ski carving refers to those skiers that can get their bodies to less than 5 degrees, and with the aid of new "Helmet Carving" helmets, can lay down a third track in the snow. This feat is only possible with new purpose-built helmets that are manufactured with integrated skis; one ski on each side of the helmet. The birthplace of this upper-end sport was Killington, VT.

He has proved how masterful a skier he is, as he can now lay down that third track in the snow while helmet carving.

by SkiFast669 January 19, 2026